How NOT to handle bad breath

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We’ve all been there. You round the corner to your cubical ready to start the day’s work if you are suddenly accosted by the familiar stench of a co-worker’s bad breath.

“Here we go again…”, you think. “Another ‘H’-filled tirade that wont ever permeate my ears because I’m too busy attempting to keep it from permeating my nose.”

“So anywahhhhy,” continues your co-worker, “Hhhhank Hhhhenshhhhaaw from Hhhhuman Reshhhhourcess told me ouhhhhhr 401k plahhhhn can be an outstahhhhnding invehhhhhstment optiohhhhhn…”

Somehow, we’d like to believe that our forced smile and wilting eyelashes might tell the offending party that there surely is something less than stellar concerning the way they are sounding. Unfortunately, that’s simply wishful thinking. The thing is that no one knows they have a problem. We seem to be immune to our own stench, and unlike Willy Nelson’s muse, it’s never on our minds.


So how do you tell someone that their breathe is making you have a problem differentiating their head from their derriere? Sure, whether it’s someone you know and so are comfortable with, you can try honesty. Still, even honesty has it’s own group of problems. Do you play it off like it is a one-time occurrence you merely noticed and hope that mentioning it takes care of the situation once and for all? Do you sit them down and have a serious discussion which could ultimately embarrass them or make you look like the bad person? How will they respond to either scenario? https://kodomonioi.exblog.jp/ to be told if you had bad breath, wouldn’t you? Would you feel safe being told by this person that you have bad breath? You don’t know them sufficiently to be discussing this example with them?

These are all important questions whose answers will vary with each unique situation. Still, there are several things you can avoid saying which are universal across all situations. I’ve taken the liberty of listing those hateful pounds below. Remember, honesty is a good policy, but brutal honesty is often unnecessary.

# 1 Gee, is that your breath or did I blow my nose right after wiping my ass?

# 2 And now here’s me with the elements: Thanks, me! Well it looks like there’s a stank front moving due east from wherever the mouth area happens to be. We’re looking at a 100% potential for Halitosis throughout the rest you will ever have. Sports is next accompanied by today�s lottery numbers. KEEP TUNED IN!

# 3 I don’t mean to be rude however your horrible breath is melting my face. To possess to stand here and pay attention to you is agonizingly painful. Hey, you ever see that “Alien” movie where in fact the alien is sucking in Sigourney Weaver’s face and she just cringes as the thing is indeed scary and because it’s saliva is an acid that can eat through metal? This is a lot like that because despite the fact that your saliva won’t eat through metal, I’m fairly certain your mouth-stench will and that is scaring the crap outta me, my friend. Again, I don’t mean to be rude…

This is why, dear reader, one must choose carefully when approaching a subject this sensitive. Perhaps honesty is not always the best policy. Better yet, why not just leave an anonymous note…and a breath mint.

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